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The Sensational Spider-Mayor?!

J. Jonah Jameson: Hoffman, run down to the patent office, copyright the name "Green Goblin."

We are returning your retainer, Mr. Jameson. Get me Spider-man now! I'll get a spare costume. Pages with a quote from this character will automatically be added here along with the quote. We have forsaken REAL heroes in favor of freaks!

Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? Dear readers, a great injustice is at hand!

© 2020 Movie Fanatic Miss Brant, give this man his money and throw in a bar of soap.

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: [examining photos] Black-suit Spider-Man!

We gotta have these, Jonah.

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem. J. Jonah Jameson: I'll pay you the usual rate. Get plastic! Get out!

Do... Come here. Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies... J. Jonah Jameson: [discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? Tell her not to open the caviar. J. Jonah Jameson: [annoyed] And where were you, photographing squirrels? Coming up with, Aw, c'mon!

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: We sold out four printings. Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I'll give you $150.00 for it!

The world might not know Clayton Cole, but soon everyone's gonna take notice of... As real as you or me, J.J.J. I really need the money.J. I think it's more than that, Jameson. | What are the odds? J. Jonah Jameson: Tell her not to open the caviar.

J. Jonah Jameson: [speaks into phone] Thank you. Get plastic! What, pay you for just standing there? J. Jonah Jameson: But it's taken!

Done.

Spider-Man?! Balderdash! I tell you it's only a matter of time! If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! He should seek psychiatric help!

Green Goblin: [preparing to punch Jameson] You are useless you...! J. Jonah Jameson: Come here. I resent that.

Mark my words, we are all being drawn into his web... ...especially our impressionable youngsters! New villain in town: 'Doc Ock'.

You said, "Fighting for the truth isn't our job, it's our calling. Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut.Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, can you pay me in advance? There's the door. J. Jonah Jameson: You serious? You're no fun at all. Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. Is that ok with you? Peter Parker: [serious] Could you pay me in advance?

"Heroic."

In print, it's libel. J. Jonah Jameson: Tomorrow morning, Spider-man page one, with a decent picture this time... J. Jonah Jameson: No jobs! J. Jonah Jameson: [speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar?

Girl with Camera: Why would I wanna job?

Peter Parker: Menace?

Flowers? At my age, I can't remember what I had for breakfast. J. Jonah Jameson: Get a picture of a rancid chicken. Get plastic!

Ok?

You're fired! [discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers?

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Who's the photographer who takes pictures of Spider-Man? I'm ready. Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. Miss Brant! Crap, crap, megacrap. You're right.

Miss Brant: [nods and buzzes phone] Drink plenty of water. A public menace! I want his head!

J. Jonah Jameson: My god, he was a hero.

That's slander. Johnson quit, remember? J. Jonah Jameson: I don't know who he is! ; Spider-Man without his mask and lying on a hospital Gurney.

I should always look heroic. He's a criminal that's who he is!

He was protecting that armored truck... J. Jonah Jameson: Tell you what Atticus, you take the pictures, I'll make up the headlines! … If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave!

Don't Open The Caviar.

The people of New York deserve nothing less.--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616)

If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave!

A burglar! How much? A burglar.

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I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em.

Parker, what do you know about high society? Get out. J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. J. Jonah Jameson: I don't know who he is!

Jonah Jameson: Get me a violin. But I never said you have a job. J. Jonah Jameson: He doesn't want to be famous? Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. Tomorrow night, the planeterium, 8:00. What are the odds? J. Jonah Jameson: I drove Spider-Man away. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. That's slander.

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: I heard Spider-Man was there.

Peter Parker: I'd love to shoot you sometime. J. Jonah Jameson: Brant, that's not the position I hired you for!

Garbage Man: [on bringing in Spider-Man's discarded costume] Now look, uh, I think I deserve a little something for this. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. J. Jonah Jameson: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo. J. Jonah Jameson: What, are you looking for a raise? Oh...... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us.

It's the best I can do - get out of here. My middle name.

[discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? J. Jonah Jameson: Hey, kid, you want a job? Just imagine what would happen if any children out there tried to imitate his fantastic feats! Green Goblin: [drops Jameson and turns around on the glider] Speak of the Devil!

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